Here’s what I have so far, and I’m not even trying…
He tried to walk through the window of the ;
Considers the Special Olympics a punchline;
To our closest ally – a box of region 1 DVD’s;
To the – no curtsy but an iPod full of his speeches;
Considered by a clepto-petro-oligarch as his “comrade”;
To the King of Sharia Law, a deep bow;
And, who knew, the leader of the free world speaks Austrian:
At a Europe is not that different from the ,” where he served before entering the .afterward, Obama said his debut on the international stage had convinced him that “political interaction in
“There’s a lot of — I don’t know what the term is in Austrian — wheeling and dealing, and people are pursuing their interests, and everybody has their own particular issues and their own particular politics,” he said in response to an Austrian reporter’s question.
Stunning start. Simply stunning. Thank goodness he’s cosmopolitan. Uh, where’s Letterman when you need him?