Man, these posts just write themselves. Look at the tastily named pack of noodles I found at the Tesco the other day. I’m thinking of having them with a cold Pocari Sweat.
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NotHemingway 
That is indeed gross… but WTF is wrong with your wrist? It looks like you had Benjamin Button as a hand model!
Dude, that’s my palm. See my pinky poking out the bottom?