So, I took the snorkel and the Kodak PlaySport out today and here was some of what I saw. According to the Weather Channel forecast, the day was supposed to be a total washout; in fact, we all ended up with slight sunburns. Good to know that USG employees aren’t the only ones who can go to the office, perform poorly and not get fired.
Next time you hear from me, I’ll probably be a working stiff again. Thanks for watching.
NotHemingway 
I don’t think you have a job. You must be blackmailing somebody.
I’d never do that.
Oh, I got kind of seasick watching that.